A few months after his parents…
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need… Read More »A few months after his parents…
A little girl and boy are…
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and… Read More »A little girl and boy are…
A man and woman had been…
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He… Read More »A man and woman had been…
Why did I get divorced? Well,…
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did… Read More »Why did I get divorced? Well,…
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead. I looked in the mirror this morning and thought, “I should probably stop drinking.” Then… Read More »The Morning Mirror
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom. I told my wife I’d cook dinner tonight. She asked if I wanted to be… Read More »The Cooking Lesson
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos. The card said, “To the one who holds the key to my heart.” I wrote inside,… Read More »The Anniversary Card
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things… and the buzz. I went to a wine tasting and learned that “full-bodied with a hint of oak” is… Read More »The Wine Tasting
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors. We went to a luxury cabin. No Wi-Fi, no TV, no distractions. We spent… Read More »The Romantic Getaway
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs. The scariest thing you can show your spouse isn’t a ghost—it’s your Amazon “Frequently Bought Together” list.