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2013 Vintage: Ben Affleck as Batman (The Casting)

 Why was the internet so angry in 2013? Because we weren’t ready for “Batfleck,” unaware that we’d eventually be okay with it once we saw his sad face eating a donut.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Applet_User10/15/1998 22:50This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Inkjet_Printers12/15/2001 03:15Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Blink_182_Mark10/02/2001 02:50What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Evil_Kermit_M09/19/2009 14:15Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@About_Dot_Com04/14/1999 06:59The human guide to online humor.
@Frag_Master_9906/28/2008 17:20Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Opera_User_9908/21/2013 09:59Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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