2015 Archive: The Vape Enthusiast
They don’t change the bulb; they just fill the room with “clouds” so you can’t tell it’s dark. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2015 Archive: The Vape Enthusiast
2015 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with… Read More »2015 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
2013 Classic: The Best Film Editing
Why did Argo win? Because it’s the only movie that makes a bureaucratic meeting in a conference room feel like a heart attack. Part of… Read More »2013 Classic: The Best Film Editing
2012 Classic: The “Beauty and a Beat” Rap
Nicki Minaj just rhymed “Biel” with “Zellweger.” 2012 poetry. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
The head of the finance committee interrupting a parish council meeting to argue against a historical fact mentioned in the sermon, claiming that an internet… Read More »2012 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
2012 Vintage: Lady Gaga’s Net Veil
Why was she incognito? After arriving in an egg the year before, she decided that wearing a black mesh cage over her face was the… Read More »2012 Vintage: Lady Gaga’s Net Veil
2012 Archive: The Magic Mike
A guy starts taking his shirt off at the bar. The bartender says, “Unless you’re getting paid in dollar bills, keep it on.” Part of… Read More »2012 Archive: The Magic Mike
2011 Legacy: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Honeydew
2011 Classic: The Pippa Middleton Dress
Why did every man watch the Royal Wedding? Because they were waiting for a sequel to the bridesmaid’s dress that never came. Part of the 53 Adult… Read More »2011 Classic: The Pippa Middleton Dress
2011 Vintage: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the battery drain. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified