2012 Archive: The Magic Mike

A guy starts taking his shirt off at the bar. The bartender says, “Unless you’re getting paid in dollar bills, keep it on.”

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@Burning_CDs05/15/1995 04:22I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Silk_Road_Ghost11/01/2011 07:58Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance12/26/2015 19:18Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Transformers_OP10/08/1995 21:17Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Flash_Intro_Hater03/25/2008 01:12Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Map_Maker_X06/18/2003 12:20The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut09/20/2015 00:58My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Mind_Blown_Gif12/14/1995 05:08*Boom* - there goes my brain!