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2005 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol

Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM with a clipboard, tracking the exact speed of the neighborhood mail truck down to the mile per hour.

Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch, MP3 Invisibility & Flat Screen Skepticism” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper10/04/2002 07:03Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Blockbuster_Refugee11/05/2013 07:01Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Neo_The_One12/26/2008 05:27I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Donny_V_ShutUp07/10/1998 09:00Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Confused_Travolta04/29/2004 23:30Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Netscape_Now_B05/30/2015 12:52I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Hi5_Pro_User08/14/1998 06:13High five for this joke!
@Spawn_Camper_J07/10/2011 04:52I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Believe_It_Or_N06/17/2004 14:32I choose to believe it’s funny.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat01/19/2013 15:11Heh heh heh. Good one.

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