Why was it in the news? To remind the world that even in an age of IEDs, the U.S. still has a “Big Stick” that can carry 80 planes and its own zip code.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Tactical" Fitness (Smart Rings)
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36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The "Targeting" Pod (Sniper Gen 10)
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2025 Legacy: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2025)
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2024 Classic: The F-16 Arrival
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2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
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2025 Vintage: The "Ghost Fleet" Expansion
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34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Combat Camera" FPV View
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
This is why we need the internet.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.