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2005 Vintage: The “Super-Carrier” USS Ronald Reagan

Why was it in the news? To remind the world that even in an age of IEDs, the U.S. still has a “Big Stick” that can carry 80 planes and its own zip code.

Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom03/23/2004 18:16I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Net_Neutral_9510/10/1995 02:24This is why we need the internet.
@Hanson_Fan_9705/30/2006 15:01Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Campus_King02/28/2007 17:13The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Floppy_Fanatic02/20/2010 00:35Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Loituma_Girl10/25/1996 13:56Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Top_List_Winner07/20/2010 13:08Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@StumbleUpon_User04/26/1998 08:24I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Slow_Clap_Guy02/15/2008 14:20...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Retro_End_User10/17/1999 19:17The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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