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2012 Classic: The “Beauty and a Beat” Rap

 Nicki Minaj just rhymed “Biel” with “Zellweger.” 2012 poetry.

Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010 Inception of Social Media
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61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hanson_Fan_9712/06/1996 10:20Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Pirates_Jack_S05/19/1998 06:51But you have heard of this joke!
@DotCom_Survivor12/11/2000 05:14I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Zip_Drive_Owner05/08/2007 01:54Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Linkin_Park_Fan12/23/2003 20:33In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Uncle_Rico_9801/07/2003 06:10I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Charlie_Bit_Me01/28/2002 06:16Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Ring_Member_9808/21/2012 05:41Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Slow_Clap_Guy11/13/2012 21:46...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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