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2013 Classic: The Best Film Editing

Why did Argo win? Because it’s the only movie that makes a bureaucratic meeting in a conference room feel like a heart attack.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gladiator_Maximus10/31/2000 01:13Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@XFiles_Spooky_M04/22/2000 23:51Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Futurama_Bender04/08/2003 12:58Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@USB_Pioneer11/20/1995 11:50Plug and Play laughter!
@Steve-O_Wild01/04/2003 19:12Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@BackToFuture_M10/17/2008 10:23Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Wayne_World_Ex08/17/2007 04:22Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@LonelyGirl15_F05/27/2000 04:07Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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