Why did Argo win? Because it’s the only movie that makes a bureaucratic meeting in a conference room feel like a heart attack.
Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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