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2011 Vintage: The Grape

 I’m “whining” about the battery drain.

Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Harry_Potter_0105/24/2010 09:51Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@MIRC_Ghost12/29/1998 22:12Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Hercules_Xena08/21/2001 13:40By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh01/17/2002 11:26Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Orkut_Member_9909/26/1996 03:46A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@David_After_Dent10/01/2002 17:28Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Social_Media_G02/09/2001 07:40I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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