I’m “whining” about the battery drain.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
I’m going to poke you for this joke!