2020 Legacy: The Amazon “Drone” Delivery
Why was there a buzzing sound at the window? The boss ordered a stapler and he was waiting for a robot to drop it on… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Amazon “Drone” Delivery
2020 Legacy: The 2020 Sourdough “Discard”
I have so much extra yeast I’m considering using it as a mattress. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Legacy: The 2020 Sourdough “Discard”
2020 Vintage: The Music Controversy
Why did Sia’s Music win 3 Razzies? Because making a musical about autism without casting an autistic person—and then filling it with neon lights and frantic dancing—is… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Music Controversy
2019 Legacy: The Final 2019 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out a historic decade of school days, sending everyone home for a long summer of high-speed internet marathons,… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Final 2019 June Bell
2019 Archive: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Streaming Service.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming… Read More »2019 Archive: The Closing Argument
2019 Archive: The Foals “Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost”
Why two parts? For the band releasing their most ambitious work yet and winning the Mercury Prize. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2019 Archive: The Foals “Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost”
2017 Archive: The Nintendo Switch “Meeting”
Why was the intern’s desk so quiet? Because he was playing Breath of the Wild on his Switch, hidden behind a stack of 2016 archives. Part of… Read More »2017 Archive: The Nintendo Switch “Meeting”
2017 Archive: The “La La Land” Grace
Why was Jordan Horowitz the hero of the night? Because he was the only person with enough presence of mind to hold up the right… Read More »2017 Archive: The “La La Land” Grace
2016 Archive: The Suicide Squad Member
“We’re bad guys! It’s what we do! We sit in the dark!” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon… Read More »2016 Archive: The Suicide Squad Member
2015 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with… Read More »2015 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition