2019 Archive: The Closing Argument

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Streaming Service.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

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A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

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@X-Gen_Mark08/22/2001 14:21This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Hercules_Xena10/28/2012 08:34By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Step_Brothers_B02/01/1998 20:28Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Success_Kid_Win03/30/2011 16:42Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Browser_War_V05/18/2013 14:33Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

@Opera_User_9901/30/1999 09:11Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

@Web_2_0_Fan04/03/1996 12:23This is the future of humor!