I have so much extra yeast I’m considering using it as a mattress.
Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
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62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.