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2001 Legacy: The C-17 “Workhorse” Status

Why was it flying 24/7? Because Afghanistan is a “Landlocked” country, which is a polite way of saying “Logistical Nightmare.”

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Gladiator_Maximus06/12/1999 02:51Are you not entertained? Because I am!
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