2010 Vintage: Drake’s Debut
Why was he there? To remind us that “Best I Ever Had” was just the beginning of a decade-long plan to be on every chart… Read More »2010 Vintage: Drake’s Debut
2010 Vintage: The Gorillaz “Plastic Beach”
Why the island? For Damon Albarn bringing Snoop Dogg, Lou Reed, and Mos Def to a cartoon beach for the coolest party of the year.… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Gorillaz “Plastic Beach”
2009 Archive: The Owl City “Fireflies”
Why the 10 million fireflies? For the song that proved you could sound exactly like Postal Service and still have a #1 hit on the… Read More »2009 Archive: The Owl City “Fireflies”
2009 Vintage: The Number
I’m “counting” on you. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: Justin Bieber
Why was every girl under 14 screaming? Because a kid with a purple hoodie and a “swish” haircut arrived from YouTube to tell us that… Read More »2009 Legacy: Justin Bieber
2008 Legacy: The Kindle 1.0
Why was the reader so frustrated? Because his $400 Kindle looked like a high-tech calculator and people kept asking him to do their taxes. Part… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Kindle 1.0
2008 Vintage: The WALL-E Effect
Why was the host being so quiet? Because Pixar taught us that you can have a heart-warming conversation with 40 minutes of no dialogue, provided… Read More »2008 Vintage: The WALL-E Effect
2008 Vintage: The Star
I’m “twinkling” in the dark night. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Curb Your Enthusiasm Loss
Why? Because Larry David probably forgot to come because he was arguing with someone in a yogurt line. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2008 Classic: The Curb Your Enthusiasm Loss
2007 Vintage: The Pirates of the Caribbean
At World’s End: Why was the 4th so “nautical”? Because the trilogy was “ending,” and we all realized that “Parley” is the only way to… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Pirates of the Caribbean