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1998 Vintage: The Pineapple

 I’m a host. I’m just standing tall with a crown.

Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder08/20/2003 16:51I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Gladiator_Maximus09/12/2014 22:16Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Pikachu_Fan_8803/16/1996 08:02Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Zoolander_Derek09/07/2012 16:36What is this? A joke for ants?
@Keyboard_Warrior01/06/1996 00:38F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@PopUp_Blocker_X11/03/2013 20:40I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Annoying_Orange03/07/2011 05:16Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Keep_Calm_Fan09/05/2015 00:07Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Influencer_9901/12/2001 21:18My followers need to see this!

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