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2009 Vintage: The Number

 I’m “counting” on you.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ06/12/2004 22:28Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Breakfast_Club_B01/08/2001 19:03Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Dale_Doback_Fan04/29/2004 17:27Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Numa_Numa_Guy06/29/2009 23:31Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@CompuServe_Classic06/07/2001 03:16Premium humor for premium members.

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