I’m “counting” on you.
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
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