Why was the host being so quiet? Because Pixar taught us that you can have a heart-warming conversation with 40 minutes of no dialogue, provided there’s a plant in a boot somewhere.
Part of the 36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
No way! That’s too much!