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34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition
In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
2023 Archive: The Elemental Romance
Why was the grill so "Emotional"? Because Pixar made us realize t...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The "Espresso" (Still!) Energy
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2023 Vintage: The Threads Launch (July 5th Prep)
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2025 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat 2 Movie
Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Eco-Fountain" Fireworks
Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mission
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2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2
Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Birds of a Feather" Billie
Why was the 4th so "Loyal"? Because Billie told us we’d "stick to...read more »
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39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition
In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Robot Dog" Security
Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition
In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »
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