2007 Vintage: The Pirates of the Caribbean
At World’s End: Why was the 4th so “nautical”? Because the trilogy was “ending,” and we all realized that “Parley” is the only way to… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Pirates of the Caribbean
2006 Classic: The Final 2006 Task
Why did the employee bring a “Wii Remote” to the budget meeting? To “point out” the flaws in the strategy. Part of the 65 Office… Read More »2006 Classic: The Final 2006 Task
2006 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
Why The Office? For making “working for the weekend” a critically acclaimed lifestyle. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Jack Bauer’s Longest… Read More »2006 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
2005 Legacy: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” to have in the office. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM with a clipboard, tracking the exact speed of the neighborhood mail truck down… Read More »2005 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2005 Vintage: The “Super-Carrier” USS Ronald Reagan
Why was it in the news? To remind the world that even in an age of IEDs, the U.S. still has a “Big Stick” that… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Super-Carrier” USS Ronald Reagan
2005 Vintage: The Scared Tree
Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get its “bark” checked. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive.… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Scared Tree
2005 Vintage: The Launch of Etsy
Why were we buying handmade soap? Because someone realized the internet needed a place for people to sell their “unique” crafts that weren’t quite good… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Launch of Etsy
2004 Classic: The Britney Marriage
Why was the Las Vegas wedding chapel so busy? Because Britney got married for 55 hours, and every tourist thought they could beat her record.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Britney Marriage
2004 Classic: The Team America
“America, F*** Yeah!” He sings it while doing the lawn. The neighbors think we’re extremists. Part of the 58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Classic: The Team America