Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get its “bark” checked.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.