2003 Legacy: The Pool Table
A guy misses the cue ball. The bartender says, “You’re a natural… at making me laugh.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Pool Table
2003 Archive: The “So Yesterday” Hilary Duff
If you’re still thinking about last year, you’re so yesterday. Hilary is very strict about the calendar. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003… Read More »2003 Archive: The “So Yesterday” Hilary Duff
2002 Classic: The Lightbulb
How many mother-in-laws does it take to change a lightbulb? “None, I’ll just use a candle. At least the candle doesn’t argue with me.” Part… Read More »2002 Classic: The Lightbulb
2001 Classic: Planet of the Apes (Mark Wahlberg)
Why was the ending so confusing? Because in 2001, Tim Burton wanted to prove that even monkeys can have a plot twist that leaves everyone… Read More »2001 Classic: Planet of the Apes (Mark Wahlberg)
2001 Legacy: The C-17 “Workhorse” Status
Why was it flying 24/7? Because Afghanistan is a “Landlocked” country, which is a polite way of saying “Logistical Nightmare.” Part of the 40 Military… Read More »2001 Legacy: The C-17 “Workhorse” Status
2000 Vintage: Y2K Survival
Why was Dad so happy on Christmas morning? Because the power was still on, the bank account wasn’t zero, and he could finally stop hiding… Read More »2000 Vintage: Y2K Survival
2000 Legacy: The Bird
My parrot started saying “That’s not how your mother does it.” He’s been compromised. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium &… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Bird
1999 Legacy: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Bookmark
1999 Archive: The 1999 Final Industry Vibe
Why the ultimate year? Because it was the grand finale of the 20th century, where cinema was brave, weird, and obsessed with the idea that… Read More »1999 Archive: The 1999 Final Industry Vibe
1999 Archive: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way this door is still closed! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1999 Archive: The Noah