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2003 Archive: The “So Yesterday” Hilary Duff

 If you’re still thinking about last year, you’re so yesterday. Hilary is very strict about the calendar.

Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified

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