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2001 Classic: Planet of the Apes (Mark Wahlberg)

 Why was the ending so confusing? Because in 2001, Tim Burton wanted to prove that even monkeys can have a plot twist that leaves everyone scratching their heads.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder12/10/2014 21:07I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Dial_Up_King12/16/2013 04:00Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Iron_Man_Tony07/12/2006 08:02I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Kazaa_Leecher09/05/2011 19:17I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude03/24/1995 11:01The Dude abides... this joke.
@Step_Brothers_B03/12/1995 18:58Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@PopUp_Blocker_X03/17/2010 18:14I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@StrongBad_Mail06/15/2013 13:11I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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