A guy misses the cue ball. The bartender says, “You’re a natural… at making me laugh.”
Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Furiosa
A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The 2024 Ending
"Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find ou...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?