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2008 Vintage: The Star

 I’m “twinkling” in the dark night.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Optical_Mouse_9902/15/2002 08:57I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@CRT_Degauss10/04/2015 17:32BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Wrestling_Nut10/11/2001 14:06Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Cow_And_Chicken03/15/1999 12:20Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Hat_Tip_Sir10/24/2010 21:30M’lady... this joke is superb.

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