A guy asks the bartender, “What’s the meaning of life?” The bartender says, “A cold beer and a good story.” The guy looks at his phone and says, “That’s funny, the AI said it was a complex series of biological and philosophical queries… but your answer tastes better.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.