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2009 Legacy: Justin Bieber

 Why was every girl under 14 screaming? Because a kid with a purple hoodie and a “swish” haircut arrived from YouTube to tell us that “One Time” was all he needed to start a global fever.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder03/11/2000 17:23I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@X-Files_Spooky11/20/2008 12:27I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Napster_Leech01/09/1998 01:53Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril06/06/2003 22:09He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Gnutella_User03/31/2001 22:55Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan06/20/1998 14:43Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

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