The head of the finance committee interrupting a parish council meeting to argue against a historical fact mentioned in the sermon, claiming that an internet website edited by random strangers says ancient Rome actually had two different emperors that year.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
I see you... laughing!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Problem? No, just laughs!