2011 Legacy: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch03/07/2005 10:58There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Zelda_Link12/13/1998 17:51It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Fight_Club_Tyler06/13/1995 22:28The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Blade_Runner_201912/07/1999 23:32All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Grunge_Lord_9405/14/2006 08:00I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Austin_Powers_Y05/09/2006 23:06Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Liger_Owner_X05/23/2005 18:10It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Star_Wars_Kid03/21/2009 05:19I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh04/02/2004 19:59Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?