2011 Vintage: The “Shark Night 3D” Logic
Why? For proving that putting “3D” in the title is the universal signal for “this shark is made of pixels and cardboard.” Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Shark Night 3D” Logic
2010 Classic: The Vuvuzela
A guy walks in after the World Cup and starts blowing a plastic horn. The bouncer throws him out before he can even inhale for… Read More »2010 Classic: The Vuvuzela
2010 Vintage: The U.S. Men’s Olympic Hockey
Why was the silver so bitter? Because they were 30 seconds away from winning gold until Crosby ended the dream. Part of the 49 Sports… Read More »2010 Vintage: The U.S. Men’s Olympic Hockey
2009 Archive: The “Tactical” Twitter
Why did the military join social media in 2009? To make sure that “Official Truth” could compete with “Viral Rumors” at a speed of 140… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Tactical” Twitter
2009 Archive: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent waiting for a YouTube video to buffer? “Digital assets latency analysis.” Part of the 47… Read More »2009 Archive: The Hourly Rate
2009 Vintage: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
2008 Legacy: The Russo-Georgian War
Why did the 58th Army move so fast in August? To prove that “Cyberwar” is great for crashing websites, but nothing says “We’re here” quite… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Russo-Georgian War
2008 Legacy: The Dianne Wiest Win
Why In Treatment? For making it popular to listen to other people complain to their therapists on HBO. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Dianne Wiest Win
2008 Classic: The Detective
“The bulb was unscrewed… the butler did it in the library with the candlestick.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark… Read More »2008 Classic: The Detective
2006 Vintage: The iPod Hi-Fi
Why did the boss buy a giant white box? It was the Apple speaker that cost $350 and looked like a futuristic toaster. Part of… Read More »2006 Vintage: The iPod Hi-Fi