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2010 Vintage: The U.S. Men’s Olympic Hockey

Why was the silver so bitter? Because they were 30 seconds away from winning gold until Crosby ended the dream.

Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King’s Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Woody10/22/1997 03:42There is a joke in my boot!
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@Dark_Web_Joker05/01/2008 16:11Found this on the deep end of the net.

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