Why did the military join social media in 2009? To make sure that “Official Truth” could compete with “Viral Rumors” at a speed of 140 characters per second.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Deepfakes
Why the confusion? Because in 2025, you’re not sure if the Genera...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
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2024 Classic: The "Contractor" in Rzeszów
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2025 Classic: The "Exoskeleton" Rollout
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In 2007, the "Peace Dividend" wasn't just dead; it was buried und...read more »
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In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Iron Beam" Hype
Why did Israel start talking about lasers in 2023? Because shooti...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Quantum" Encryption Race
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38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
2025 Classic: The "6G" Tactical Network
Why was the 2025 signal so fast? To ensure that the Private can r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Commander Scandal
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
Found this on the deep end of the net.