Why did Grandpa’s toast last 20 minutes with no sound? Because he was muted the whole time, and by the time he figured it out, the turkey was cold and the meeting had “timed out.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (Finally!)
Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon Dynamite & TheFacebook” Edition
In 2004, Thanksgiving was about voting for Pedro, checking your f...read more »
2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was
The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving de...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Lazy Girl Job" Trend
Why was nobody helping with the dishes? Because they were all loo...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Flavor-Sync" App
Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
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