The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the parish website in under ten seconds without disconnecting the rectory phone.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
You must construct additional laughs!