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2009 Vintage: The High-Speed Internet Celebration

The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the parish website in under ten seconds without disconnecting the rectory phone.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ03/30/2009 12:44Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Dumb_And_Dumber12/01/2012 15:36So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@XFiles_Spooky_M05/21/1995 03:51Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Beavis_Butthead10/26/2013 11:06Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Fargo_Marge10/30/2000 11:19Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Karate_Kid_Wax01/11/2005 19:49Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Blue_Your_My_Boy05/24/2015 06:45You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Pwnage_King05/08/2015 01:08Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Protoss_Pylon05/15/1999 17:23You must construct additional laughs!

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