1999 Archive: The Whiskey Sour
A guy orders a Whiskey Sour and complains about the price. The bartender says, “Inflation is a 20th-century problem.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes:… Read More »1999 Archive: The Whiskey Sour
1998 Legacy: The Eraser
I’m a mistake. I’m just trying to rub it out. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The 1998 Final Vibe
Why was it a “Mega” 4th? Because we were confident, the economy was booming, and we genuinely believed that a giant asteroid was the only… Read More »1998 Vintage: The 1998 Final Vibe
1998 Classic: The Backstreet Boy
Five. They screw it in while doing perfectly synchronized choreography. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Logic
A guy says, “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end,… Read More »1997 Classic: The Logic
1997 Archive: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Archive: The Ivana
1997 Archive: The Word 97 Paperclip
Why was the computer lab filled with groans? Because Microsoft’s new animated paperclip assistant kept popping up to ask, “It looks like you’re writing a… Read More »1997 Archive: The Word 97 Paperclip
1996 Legacy: The Movie Theater
Why did the blonde go to the movie “Independence Day” with a vacuum cleaner? She heard the aliens were going to “suck up” the Earth.… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Movie Theater
1996 Archive: The “No Fear” T-Shirt
Wearing a shirt that says “No Fear” while being absolutely terrified of my upcoming math test. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Archive: The “No Fear” T-Shirt
1995 Vintage: The Guest Towels
We have “Guest Towels.” I used one. I am no longer allowed in the bathroom alone. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Guest Towels