2014 Classic: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Fresh_Prince_9009/05/2004 13:47In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Fight_Club_Tyler08/21/1996 07:53The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Trainspotting_Rent08/19/2007 02:47Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Anchorman_Ron08/03/2006 15:26I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Chain_Mail_Hater03/26/2000 00:34I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Leave_Britney_A02/04/1995 11:42Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Reddit_Original06/15/2011 00:43The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost04/13/1998 12:21Laughing at the security of my own ribs!