1996 Legacy: The Movie Theater

Why did the blonde go to the movie “Independence Day” with a vacuum cleaner? She heard the aliens were going to “suck up” the Earth.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Geocities_Builder08/12/2011 12:32I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Msdos_Commander08/15/2005 07:23C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Tripod_Member01/29/1999 00:49Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/20/2015 13:31That still only counts as one laugh!

@Neo_The_One05/23/2000 11:04I know kung-fu... and this joke!