Why was it a “Mega” 4th? Because we were confident, the economy was booming, and we genuinely believed that a giant asteroid was the only thing that could stop our fun.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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