2006 Vintage: The iPod Hi-Fi
Why did the boss buy a giant white box? It was the Apple speaker that cost $350 and looked like a futuristic toaster. Part of… Read More »2006 Vintage: The iPod Hi-Fi
2006 Vintage: The Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD
Two guys get into a fight. One says, “Blu-ray is the future!” The other says, “HD-DVD forever!” The bartender says, “You’re both nerds. Drink your… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD
2005 Legacy: The Kanye West “Late Registration” Brilliance
Why the “Gold Digger” sample? Because Kanye teamed up with Jon Brion to prove he could make orchestral hip-hop that ruled both the clubs and… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Kanye West “Late Registration” Brilliance
2005 Vintage: The Lance Armstrong Retirement
Why did he quit? Because he said he had nothing left to prove, which at the time sounded a lot more heroic than it does… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Lance Armstrong Retirement
2005 Archive: The Mouse “Tilt Wheel”
Why was the accountant so happy? He could scroll sideways in Excel without touching the keyboard. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael… Read More »2005 Archive: The Mouse “Tilt Wheel”
2003 Vintage: The Water
I’m “streaming” music now. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Lord of the Rings
A guy says, “I’ve been waiting a year for the sequel!” The bartender says, “I’ve been waiting ten minutes for you to order.” Part of… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Lord of the Rings
2000 Legacy: The Stout
A guy orders a stout so dark it looks like a black hole. Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Stout
2000 Vintage: The Trash
Why did the blonde throw her monitor away? She was told to “empty the trash.” Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Trash
2000 Classic: The High-Speed Rail
A guy orders a shot and says, “Call it the Acela Express.” The bartender says, “So, it’ll be late and overpriced?” Part of the 67… Read More »2000 Classic: The High-Speed Rail