2005 Vintage: The Lance Armstrong Retirement

Why did he quit? Because he said he had nothing left to prove, which at the time sounded a lot more heroic than it does now.

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@Clueless_Dionne05/09/2005 10:27Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Sixth_Sense_Cole05/08/2012 14:37I see funny people... everywhere!

@Keyboard_Warrior01/11/2012 22:54F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Cyber_Security_X07/30/1999 12:45Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Technorati_Tag10/30/2008 11:17Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Bebo_Lover_0504/01/2010 21:25Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!