It’s not just the weather. It’s because all of the fans left!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
lol so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.