Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated supermarket register screen to ensure the computer program properly applied a fifteen-cent discount to a container… Read More »2017 Archive: The Grocery Scanner Audit
Why were princes staying at the Ritz-Carlton? Because Mohammad bin Salman turned a 5-star hotel into the world’s most luxurious prison, proving that “reforming” a… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Saudi “Anti-Corruption” Purge
Why was the 4th so repetitive? Because Rihanna and Drake were “work-work-work-working” on the radio so much that we all felt like we were on… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Work” by Rihanna Loop
Why didn’t it end the Trump campaign? Because 2016 was the year when “Unforgivable” became “Just another Tuesday in October.” Part of the 41 Politicians… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Access Hollywood Tape
Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough. Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Scared Baker
Why was the world so angry in July? Because a passenger jet was shot down over Ukraine, proving that “Regional Conflicts” have a way of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Malaysian Airlines Flight 17 (MH17)
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2014 Classic: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2013 Archive… Read More »2013 Archive: The Crash
I’m “purr-fectly” safe. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
“I’m splitting my personality like Netflix!” “So you’re going to be twice as expensive and half as useful?” “Exactly. It’s a bold business move.” Part of the… Read More »2011 Archive: The Netflix Qwikster Fail
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