Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
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Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
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Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
It really whips the llama's ass!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Super green! Hilarious!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!