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2014 Classic: The Malaysian Airlines Flight 17 (MH17)

Why was the world so angry in July? Because a passenger jet was shot down over Ukraine, proving that “Regional Conflicts” have a way of hitting people who are just trying to fly home for the holidays.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2014 “Annexations & Ice Buckets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_Will01/08/2005 02:07Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril01/03/2009 17:51He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Dorm_Room_Hero04/02/2009 23:04My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Total_Recall_Fan09/26/1998 07:52Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Leave_Britney_A02/04/2013 12:03Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Distracted_Boy04/06/1995 15:10Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Spawn_Camper_J09/20/2010 13:01I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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