I’m “purr-fectly” safe.
Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!