Why was the 4th so repetitive? Because Rihanna and Drake were “work-work-work-working” on the radio so much that we all felt like we were on an 8-hour shift instead of a holiday.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Deadpool & Wolverine Hype
Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade (MCU) Wait (Again)
Why was the 4th so "Vampire-less"? Because Marvel delayed the mov...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Barbenheimer Hype
Why was the 2023 BBQ so divided? Because half the guests arrived ...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition
In 1997, Independence Day felt like a massive party on the edge o...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2
Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Furiosa Road War
Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Eco-Fountain" Fireworks
Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "AI-Lawn" Maintenance
Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Paris Olympics Prep
Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »
The Fireworks Argument
A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »
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2023 Archive: The "Last Night" Morgan Wallen
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2024 Vintage: The "Please Please Please" Begging
Why was the 4th so "Desperate"? Because Sabrina Carpenter was beg...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition
In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I see you... laughing!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Problem? No, just laughs!