Why was the 4th so “Country-Pop”? Because this song played in every truck within a 50-mile radius for the entire duration of the holiday.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!