2023 Vintage: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Bit
2022 Archive: The Dahmer
A guy walks in and says, “I want you to listen to these tapes.” The whole bar leaves immediately. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2022 Archive: The Dahmer
2022 Legacy: The Beyoncé “RENAISSANCE” Party
Why the silver horse? Because Queen B returned to give us a continuous club mix that saved our summer and reminded everyone that “you won’t… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Beyoncé “RENAISSANCE” Party
2020 Archive: “You’re on Mute”
Why did Grandpa’s toast last 20 minutes with no sound? Because he was muted the whole time, and by the time he figured it out,… Read More »2020 Archive: “You’re on Mute”
2020 Vintage: The “Information Operations” on COVID
Why were we fighting memes? To prove that the “Government” can make a health advisory look like a classified intelligence report. Part of the 31… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Information Operations” on COVID
2019 Archive: The Uber Everything
Why did the blonde try to order a new boyfriend through her phone? She had been using UberEats so much she thought “delivery” applied to… Read More »2019 Archive: The Uber Everything
2019 Classic: The Hong Kong Protests
Why were the streets filled with black shirts? Because the youth of Hong Kong realized that “One Country, Two Systems” was becoming “One Country, One… Read More »2019 Classic: The Hong Kong Protests
2019 Vintage: The Lighthouse “HARK!”
Why Willem Dafoe? For a movie where two guys go crazy on an island, proving that if you’re stuck with Robert Pattinson, you’re eventually going… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Lighthouse “HARK!”
2019 Archive: Midsommar
Why were we afraid of flower crowns? Because in 2019, Ari Aster taught us that a Swedish summer holiday is 100% sunshine and 0% chance… Read More »2019 Archive: Midsommar
2018 Legacy: The Yanny vs. Laurel
Why did the blonde throw her headphones in the trash? She heard “Yanny” while her friend heard “Laurel,” and she thought the speakers were possessed… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Yanny vs. Laurel