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2019 Archive: The Uber Everything

Why did the blonde try to order a new boyfriend through her phone? She had been using UberEats so much she thought “delivery” applied to her love life too.

Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready09/04/2002 03:37If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@StarWars_Nerd10/08/2001 17:35The farce is strong with this one!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher02/25/2003 22:19I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@C++_Dev_9802/14/2011 15:56I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Double_Rainbow_G01/20/2014 03:55What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Philosoraptor_X09/13/2010 11:35If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Challenge_Acc03/23/2013 07:46Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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