2022 Archive: The Dahmer

A guy walks in and says, “I want you to listen to these tapes.” The whole bar leaves immediately.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

@Zoolander_Derek09/18/2008 19:04What is this? A joke for ants?

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan08/26/1999 23:32Silently laughing in the snow.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball05/30/2000 22:48Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Goosebumps_Kid11/30/2012 05:30Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Prestige_World_W02/15/1995 15:06Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Nyan_Cat_Space08/14/2005 06:18Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh07/14/1998 02:38Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Evil_Kermit_M06/03/2012 18:16Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Runescape_Noob06/14/1998 22:15Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!